I've seen this little game in a few journals, it looks like fun

Basically, you figure out what game the "Better than it Sounds" quote is referring to. Try not to cheat, o.k?
And one guess per person,
Fuck it, go nuts |D

Games that I enjoy and/or love...

"Monkeys with magic helmets steal time machines, and you have to catch them" (Ape Escape) solved by *Flamongirl13

"A male Staff Chick and his fairy companion attempt to explain video game mechanics. The world is threatened by evil balloons and a guy with a ponytail"

"Your dad goes missing after climbing a very steep monster-infested tower. Naturally, the proper thing for you to do is go there yourself and rescue him" (Azure Dreams) solved by *Flamongirl13

"Three anthropomorphic frogs must defeat a dominatrix by ramming their bikes into drywall. Nobody ever gets past the third stage" (Battletoads) solved by *Flamongirl13

"Several identically named dragon boys and bird girls team up with various furries and attempt to kill God" (Breath of Fire) solved by *Flamongirl13

"A teenage boy goes to a fair. Apocalypse ensues" (Chrono Trigger) solved by ~KeijiKunoichi

"Another ancient evil in the form of a cute fluffy bunny is tampering with the past to destroy the future, so a mama's boy whose never left his home town before and a princess from the future who both possess magic stones have to stop him" (Dark Cloud 2) solved by ~angelofdeath234

"Guy who eats pizza in slow-mo gets his shop ruined and goes after his Evil Twin who did it, climbing a "thick shaft that causes women to shudder" in the process. They are forced to team up against a bald guy with Boat Lights who turns into a blob through their father's power. The Evil Twin falls off a cliff" (Devil May Cry 3)solved by ~Hetherly92

"A random soldier searches for Ancestral Weaponry in order to fight a wizard who ran off with the king's daughter. Against his will"

"A furby kidnaps a young boy to make him fight in glorified dog fights to find his sister, who was kidnapped by an evil furby"

"A group of fated warriors solve global warming through violence"

"Man is betrayed by his best friend. Twice. They're still friends at the end of the game"

"You and your friends get sucked into an idealized alternate world, and you don't think staying is healthy. Gamers go to war over whether this is right" (FF Tactics Advance) solved by ~angelofdeath234

"A stoic mercenary with a talking bird must protect a singer with really bad schizophrenia, beat up his beloved older brother, and save the world from the Pope" (Grandia 2) solved by *Ma-ze-ru

"A boy and his mother embark on a quest to get laid"

"A woman in red leather causes havoc, and just about everyone wants her to stop"

"The world's most killable child seeks to defeat a number of classic video game villains. He fails. A lot" (I Want To Be The Guy) solved by *Flamongirl13

"Whenever criminals want to hide their misdeeds, they sponsor a martial arts competition. However, half of the tournament's participants are more concerned about a White Haired Pretty Boy Captain Planet wannabe demigod who thinks that the only way to bring pollution down to zero is to wipe out all of humanity"

"One boy must recover his lost memories, the other must conquer his darkness. They accomplish this using trading cards" (KH: Chain of Memories) solved by *Flamongirl13

"A rabbit cat which looks exactly like a rabbit blows up balloons and throws them at wild animals" (Klonoa : Door to the Phantomile) solved by *Flamongirl13

"A boy wants to be a hero, so an Evil Overlord obliges him by stealing his girlfriend"

"Centuries later, said Evil Overlord feels bad for being such a jerk and tries to make it up to you"

"American superheroes and weird Japanese characters beat up each other senseless" (Marvel vs Capcom) solved by *Flamongirl13

"The two scientists make their robots fight each other while a robot from space destroys some energy"

"The hero shoots robots and collects their Power Crystals. This is called digging" (Megaman Legends 1) solved by *Flamongirl13

"The hero blows up a crystal in the center of a hurricane, and it has a naked girl inside who speaks in Creepy Monotone. She sends him on a Fetch Quest for some keys hidden behind the above robots. The world is nearly destroyed because of her. Oh, and the hero's sidekick's mom is possessed by a robot" (Megaman Legends 2) solved by *Flamongirl13

"You raise hares, mis-named wolves, pet rocks, Cute Monster Girls, eyeballs, and traditional Japanese rice cakes on a farm. Then they die" (Monster Rancher/Farm) solved by *Flamongirl13

"Bisexual half-human hybrid cubicle dweller has both his prospective girlfriend and boyfriend stalked by an evil plant counterpart from another dimension"

"The player takes on the role of a child in a world where kids are allowed to leave the house at 10 years of age and traverse the world, capture and force animals to fight each other causing them to mutate into grotesque monsters, and beat up the local crime syndicate. There are only four games in this series but they have been released 17 times under different names" (Pokemon) solved by ~angelofdeath234

"High school kids are disappearing and coming back Brainwashed And Crazy. The only obvious solution is to beat the crap out of one another to find the culprit"

"A lunatic in tight clothing and extendable claws sets out to take over all the schools. The obvious solution from the last game is again the only option"

"You receive a letter from your dead wife. It all goes downhill from there." (Silent Hill 2) solved by *Flamongirl13

"Water elemental tries to Kill All Humans to avenge the actions of red mammals. The blue mammal's friends learn that they don't need him. A cat goes fishing. A soldier heroically kills himself and his entire family." (Sonic Adventure 1) solved by *Flamongirl13

"Black mammal is unleashed and decides to destroy the world. Then changes his mind, after the fat man's dead grandfather gets close to achieve this." (Sonic Adventure 2) solved by *Flamongirl13

"Teenager gets marooned on a fantasy planet. His girlfriend is whomever he sucks up to the most" (Star Ocean 2) solved by *Flamongirl13

"Teenager gets marooned on a fantasy planet...AGAIN. He and his friends discover they're NPCs in a MMORPG" (Star Ocean 3) solved by ~angelofdeath234

"Amnesiac kid walks around during the Industrial Revolution. Sometimes he plays harmonica. Pirates and terrorists show up." (Steambot Chronicles) solved by *Flamongirl13

"The most murderous, Ax Crazy psychopath imaginable gets put in charge of an invasion force, with predictable results"

"Building supplies drop from the sky, and you must use them to erase any sign of your hard work to build the Kremlin. Failure Is The Only Option"

"Son of a blacksmith loses his home and reputation, has to rebuild it by dating pretty girls." (Thousand Arms) solved by *Flamongirl13

"A runaway, some dolls, treasure hunters, and a doctor fight over a man's estate."

"Death slacks off. Many flowers bloom. A certain fairy decides to notify everyone that it's Spring. Repeatedly. With bullets. A familiar youkai who seemingly disappeared with a recurring boss returns after sleeping in for several years, and a paparazzi girl takes over as 'The Recurring Boss'" (Touhou PoFV) solved by ~Aohime

"You watch the prequel movie. Occasionally, there are interactive parts" (Xenosaga) solved by *Flamongirl13